Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag. Also notorious for his finger painting abilities. Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.